Machine ripping apart a puppet!
“Fine, what’s- is th- OUR SON FINALLY GOT TO FIRST BASE!”
“Tony, don’t ruin the moment.”
In which Peter has his first kiss and is mortified when his dads ask him what he did today.
“Dads, just let me-“
“Peter, get down-“
In which they find out that Peter’s the one that has been gallavanting around in skintight red-and-blue spandex.
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Michael Buble - Spider-Man theme
I am dead…. And I went to Spider-Buble heaven laskdfj;alskdfhjsgjhsdjkfhg
*A* beautiful <3333
GOOD LORD
SWEET JESUS ON A POPSICLE STICK
MICHAEL.
THE BEST TRAIN CONVERSATION I HAVE EVER OVERHEARD
Man 1: But I'm not gay!
Man 2: Yeah, but if you WERE. Thor or Loki?
Man 1: but I'm not!
Man 2: IRRELEVANT! THOR OR LOKI!
Man 1: honestly?
Man 2: THOR OR LOKI!
Man 1: probably Iron Man.
Man 2: SERIOUSLY? TONY STARK?
Man 1: yeah. I'd love to be Robert Downey Jr's bitch. God, that man....
Man 2: ooh I know what you mean. how would he proceed?
Man 1: well we'd be having dinner and he'd have his hand on my leg and he'd whisper in my ear and tell me exactly what he was going to do to me.
Man 2: oh yeah..
Man 1: and then his hand'd go further to the top of my leg and start grasping my-
Random Woman: EXCUSE ME THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS TRAIN.
*awkward silence*
Man 2: ...and you said you werent gay!
